i can devour a whole large pizza in 1 sitting & still be hungry

hungry-skeleton:

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I made a DNI banner based on the Big Bill Hell’s commercial tgdffffdfgsfvfghdd

It’s free to use so go feral :)

2 years agocrayyola-deactivated20220827 213 notes#this also goes for incest shippers. Please Leave. #funny stuff #wait no THIS can be my pinned post #memes and aggressive positivity (feat. me beating up creepos) #that seems like it fits the #rosie vibe #fuck you baltimore #im back may 6 2021 to add a tag #ALL HAIL THE 'FILTER ALL POSTS BY TYPE ON MOBILE' TAG #ALL HAIL #A L L H A I L #*looks at that trope i wanted to add that turned into a foreshadowable event that ended up lasting for like two whole arcs* 👁️👄👁️

freedom-of-fanfic:

strangleetomz:

“KOSA wont pass, it got rejected the last two times!”

It wasn’t passed because people spoke out against it. People called and emailed their senators. So, CALL / EMAIL YOUR SENATORS. MAKE IT KNOWN THAT WE DO NOT WANT THIS BILL TO PASS!

“But its unconstitutional-“ There’ve been multiple bills passed before that are unconstitutional. This will not be any different to them, they do not care.

STOP KOSA!!!

KOSA made it out of committee, so now is the time to contact your senator and tell them to vote no on KOSA.

& if your rep is Dem: Remind them, please, that LGBTQ+ content - heck, SEX ED content - is considered obscene by the GOP membership, & maybe consider that keeping kids & teens from accessing either of these things is one reason your GOP colleagues are so eager to collaborate on this bill??

if your rep is GOP: Remind them that realistically, sites that host ‘adult’ content will likely have to collect & keep records of legal IDs, & data breaches happen *on the regular*? Do they know anybody who’s had their identity stolen? How excited are they for the day their *own* browsing habits are exposed by a data breach?

Remind them all that they might trust their opposite-party colleagues, but they *don’t* trust the opposite party any further than they could throw them, and think about every possible bad-faith interpretation of the bill before voting ‘yes’, for fuck’s sake??

I’m tired & deeply worried. The internet has been a relatively safe space for queer ppl the world over. If KOSA passes, it’s a big step towards waving goodbye to that world.

3 hours agorunnin-out-oftime 13,512 notes

furryfag:

alkaline-noodles:

catgirlkomaeda:

cassia-c:

furryfag:

rosegardenofeden:

furryfag:

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The cat image is now underwater. At the bottom of the picture is a row of icons, each with a triangle giving a different visual effect, one being the water effect.ALT

Here’s how to drown your posts. Hope this helps!

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tonyoso:

smoqueen:

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tags from exceptionally-stupid that read: #forget hate mail #this site's holiday game is insaneALT
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gunsandfireandshit:

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3 hours agocicadahaze 40,424 notes

olreid:

olreid:

oh GIRL when multiple plotlines are filmed to suggest that they’re unfolding simultaneously and characters are racing against time to accomplish urgent objectives before the clock runs out but then with a twist it’s revealed that what you thought was the present is actually the past and the outcome was decided long ago……

THEY WERE DOOMED FROM THE START!

4 hours agolamoorgalore 8,806 notes
Anonymous asked:

Uh??? The facts abt ur parents??? Whadda hell would u be open to doing more facts abt ur wild parents bc I love them

lou-the-naga-queen:

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Sure! They’re very weird.

  1. My dad regularly sings to my mom about how much he loves her while standing exactly in the way of whatever she’s trying to do
  2. My parents didn’t marry until I was 4 and they regularly forget that they’re spouses. They generally refer to themselves as partners
  3. My mom proposed to my dad by yelling at him from a room away that her taxes were fucked and they had to get married to which my father replied “this is how I always dreamed you’d ask me!” and pretending to swoon
  4. My dad appears as an actor in the movie Swoon, supposedly an important piece of queer cinema 
  5. My parents were both punks in their youth
  6. When I came home for thanksgiving with a mohawk, unannounced, my mom started crying because I looked “so handsome” and “just like your dad” and kept petting my head 
  7. My dad only says “that’s my boy” to me when I say something gay about men
  8. My mom and dad have the same taste in women but opposite taste in men
  9. One time we were watching a movie set in Chicago and my mom turned to my dad, and in the most sentimental mom voice, said “Chicago honey! We haven’t been there since the anarchist convention!” 
  10. My dad worked on California’s weed legalization bill

The anarchist version of gomez and morticia

4 hours agojust-fic-me-up 72,426 notes

c-53:

c-53:

c-53:

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

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Really enjoying the bathroom knight rp

4 hours agospicy-sav 41,730 notes

louisegluckpdf:

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you’re exchanging niceties and they say “hello! how are you” and you say “im fine how are you :)” and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say “so how are you doing?” and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

4 hours agotrans-bashir-julian 8,019 notes

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

extremely funny when AI artists feel the need to put watermarks on their images

like oh you’re worried about misattribution and image theft huh. you’re worried that someone’s gonna take the image you made and claim it as their own. or strip away the context and your name. or use it in ways you didn’t consent to. boy that sure would suck huh. i bet that would feel really bad. i bet that would be really annoying. i b

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sister-dear:

shadowen:

captaingondolin:

stickseasn:

sometimes i need to remind myself that i’m writing fanfiction for free and i’m allowed to have a shitty sentence or two

so many of my fics have remained buried in my drafts because i wrote the cool scenes first and then didn’t have “connective tissue”. but i’m freeing myself from that and just adding shitty “and then a week passed” or “they got to their destination” connections and just posting them and it’s so! freeing! try it!

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve agonized over a scene transition, only to fill in the missing space with, like, a sentence.

Write the parts you wanna write and then go in and slap scotch tape over the rest of it.

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