i can devour a whole large pizza in 1 sitting & still be hungry

hungry-skeleton:

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I made a DNI banner based on the Big Bill Hell’s commercial tgdffffdfgsfvfghdd

It’s free to use so go feral :)

2 years agocrayyola-deactivated20220827 213 notes#this also goes for incest shippers. Please Leave. #funny stuff #wait no THIS can be my pinned post #memes and aggressive positivity (feat. me beating up creepos) #that seems like it fits the #rosie vibe #fuck you baltimore #im back may 6 2021 to add a tag #ALL HAIL THE 'FILTER ALL POSTS BY TYPE ON MOBILE' TAG #ALL HAIL #A L L H A I L #*looks at that trope i wanted to add that turned into a foreshadowable event that ended up lasting for like two whole arcs* 👁️👄👁️
splicky:
“metapianycist:
“cipheramnesia:
“mother-entropy:
“evilbuildingsblog:
“Football stadiums look like giant eyes when viewed from above
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i don’t like knowing this.
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Evil eye collecting and focusing powerful forces of enormous hatred.
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this is...

splicky:

metapianycist:

cipheramnesia:

mother-entropy:

evilbuildingsblog:

Football stadiums look like giant eyes when viewed from above

i don’t like knowing this.

Evil eye collecting and focusing powerful forces of enormous hatred.

this is why aliens won’t visit

Earth has evolved false eyes to ward off planetary predators

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lunarloafofbread:

noturgothgirlfriend:

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coffeeandcursewords:

rootbeersweetheart:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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….

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…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

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i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

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here goes nothin-

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w HAT THE

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DID I JUST-

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Okay Clearly something is up.

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Hmm… I wonder

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I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

time to bring back outdated memes…

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what could possibly go wrong?

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eww, it smells like fuckboi

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welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

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nothing’s happeni-

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WTF-

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Oh boy, this meme

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I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

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May as well try it.

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Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

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get wet 4 furry

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This is obviously fake

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Look, I’ll prove it

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Y’all are just acting

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Watch and learn

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WTFFFFFF

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Should…… should I…….

DO IT!

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Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

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Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

CASH MONEY

THE FLOWER CROWN

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

The legend ensures.

someone remind me of this next summer when im reunited with my football helmet

oh no, they deactivated before they could be reminded!

im still here lol

did you get your football helmet

havent been up to PA yet so no

what about now

8 hours agoredknight7146 3,184,893 notes#long post #tumblr classic #tumblr legend #…slowly realizing that separating those two tags mostly off of The Vibe was a bad idea lmao #very long post #extremely long post

miiukkaa:

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burned a few braincells trying to figure out the subway lair 🧍‍♂️

Keep reading

9 hours agomiiukkaa 2,480 notes#tmnt #thank you op for your descent into insanity preventing the need for others to descend quite so far

cupcakeslushie:

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9 hours agocupcakeslushie 21,945 notes#tmnt #HDASKJFFADHFADSJFAKDHSGASFA

phoebepheebsphibs:

I made a ROTTMNT Turtle Tots comic for Twitter about the Disaster Twins accidentally switching outfits!

MOVIE SPOILER WARNING BTW

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phantom-fungi:

We were definitely robbed of having an episode of Mikey having to take care of his brothers as tiny tots

10 hours agophantom-fungi 12,979 notes#tmnt

calista-222:

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Local genius bases his worth on how much use he has to his team, more at 7

10 hours agocalista-222 12,543 notes#tmnt #OOF

myalgias:

cea-tide:

ladyshinga:

I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

Time to drop some links again.

https://searchmysite.net/
Search engine for the indie web, personal websites, digital gardens. You can also find them in websites like Neocities, Indieweb, Blogarama, and write.as. There is also a big list of personal websites.

https://search.marginalia.nu/
Search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and promotes websites that aren’t usually at the top of the list.

https://www.worldcat.org/
Search engine for items in libraries (books, but also maps, articles, sound recordings, theses, etc.)

https://scholar.google.com/
Search engine for scientific papers, reviews, etc. It’s still google, but a lot better than the normal search engine counterpart.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_search_engines
A list of search engines sorted by subject, area, and more. If you’re searching on a specific area, it might be worth checking if there is one focused on that area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_academic_databases_and_search_engines
A list of academic databases and search engines.

https://tineye.com/
Reverse image search alternative to Google’s.

Also, P.S.: Please stop using Google, and start using more privacy focused search engines, like DuckDuckGo or SearchX (opensource; personally haven’t used it yet, but it looks promising for privacy-focused users)

That Google and Meta can get away with this during an era of intense misinformation and disinformation signals that we cannot rely on large tech companies to provide reliable access to information and news:

10 hours agohoodieimp 61,318 notes

guinevere01:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

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ID: a comparison betwen the mobile twitter and new tumblr menu layouts. They look almost exactly the same with the twitter/tumblr logo at the top followed by: home, explore, notifications/activity, and messages. After that the exact menu options are different but still similar. End ID

10 hours agoredknight7146 41,579 notes

junkratsadstuck:

junkratsadstuck:

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

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