if you sold lace to pay for top surgery would it be tat for tit

hungry-skeleton:

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I made a DNI banner based on the Big Bill Hell’s commercial tgdffffdfgsfvfghdd

It’s free to use so go feral :)

4 years agocrayyola-deactivated20220827 228 notes#this also goes for incest shippers. Please Leave. #funny stuff #wait no THIS can be my pinned post #memes and aggressive positivity (feat. me beating up creepos) #that seems like it fits the #rosie vibe #fuck you baltimore #im back may 6 2021 to add a tag #ALL HAIL THE 'FILTER ALL POSTS BY TYPE ON MOBILE' TAG #ALL HAIL #A L L H A I L #*looks at that trope i wanted to add that turned into a foreshadowable event that ended up lasting for like two whole arcs* 👁️👄👁️ #NOOOOOOO IT'S DEAD NOW (feb 17 2024) #rip tag of power you were a real one 🫡

walmart-the-official:

youhaveaguineapigwhere:

youhaveaguineapigwhere:

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Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

merry Christmas (three more days!!)

2 weeks agowillcraftapple11 225,404 notes#i am going to schedule this thing for the proper date specifically out of spite. >:) #howdy from the rho of july 5 2024! hopefully my chest is flat now!

lierdumoa:

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OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

Few facts that need correcting here. “Carol of the Bells” is a newer arrangement of a much older song called Shchedryk [wikipedia] which is in turn based on an ancient Ukranian folk melody (the 4 note ostinato was used in folk chants/prayers/etc.). The alto line in Shchedryk actually does sound quite haunting if you sing it with the Ukranian lyrics (which have nothing to do with bells or Christmas) instead of the obnoxious “ding dong” English lyrics that Wilhousky wrote in 1936:

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Knuckles is Dead.

oh he take a sippy

3 weeks agoyzarro 6,478 notes

valtsv:

my fun-loving morbid personality

3 weeks agoamygdalae 1,631 notes

derinthescarletpescatarian:

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

caspersgraveyard:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

startledoctopus:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it

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I should never have made this post because now every time it gets a new note I’m reminded of how wrong that one person on the internet was.

reblog to remind them how wrong that one person on the internet was

THEY WERE SO WRONG. ON THE INTERNET.

What were they wrong about?

NO I AM BEING SO BRAVE ABOUT IT

It’s been a year- I do believe that the silence has been expired


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THEY SAID STORIES DON’T NEED CONFLICT BECAUSE HAYAO MIYAZAKI MOVIES ARE GREAT AND DON’T HAVE CONFLICT IN THEM

THEY SAID MIYAZAKI MOVIES

DON’T HAVE

CONFLICT

op you were in fact braver then any marine what the sam hell

@derinthescarletpescatarian I’m genuinely asking, how in the HELL did you remain silent?!

Miyazaki films DON’T have conflict?! Utter blasphemy.

I stayed silent by being SO brave about it

3 weeks agoebonyheartnet 137,716 notes

aflo:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

Y'know. Can’t remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.

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argamoth asked:

In "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", we see The Grinch realizing the spiritual meaning of Christmas. What branch of Christianity do you think he was / converted to?

cryptotheism:

lew-basnight:

cryptotheism:

I think it’s probably a branch of Christianity unique to Who-kind. They have Christmas, so I assume Christ also appeared to them as a Who.

They probably have their own whimsical Dr. Seuss version of the church. He had Who apostles, and one of them was the parallel for Peter named Rocko or some shit.

Toying with the idea of a Dr Seuss version of the new testament in my spare time

The line of King David and God interbred!

Born in a manger with straw for a bed!

Rewrite the gospels! This can’t be ignored!

Where-o-where is the son of the Lord?

3 weeks agoyzarro 3,088 notes#AKDNWKDJSODJAOSJAJA #mildly heretical

naamahdarling:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

emmabirb8:

shutyourmoustache:

Fuji?! MeLoNiE? BANANTHONY?! I would cherish them with my whole and entire heart.

(@kalliopeyvonneceramics)

@cookinguptales

I spent the whole time worrying that she was gonna drop one so I’ll tell other viewers in advance: she doesn’t drop any

Didn’t drop any and there’s so many more than I was expecting and they all came out great!!!

3 weeks agorigatoniiiiiiii 36,627 notes

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Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:

1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.

2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!

3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!

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fallout-lou-begas:

IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWLY OUT TRANS GIRLS

  • If anybody tries to isolate you, cut you off from other friends, or convince you that they are the only person you can trust or who can be capable of loving you, run extremely far away in the other direction
  • While transition is a process that takes place over time, it is so important that you love yourself for who you are in the present. You are lovable now; there’s only harm in believing otherwise or deferring your happiness until you feel like you’ve “earned” it
  • You can perform a double jump to reach high places by pressing the jump button while in the air
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