hungry-skeleton:

I made a DNI banner based on the Big Bill Hell’s commercial tgdffffdfgsfvfghdd

It’s free to use so go feral :)

vapboy:

if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen

alefbetsoup:

catfishimages:

hiphopocliedes:

One struggle 🫡

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026

boxheadpaint:

cozylittleartblog:

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

teaboot:

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say “yes”, the second will say “no.”

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? “Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?” For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: “I don’t have a card for that.”

“What the fuck,” they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: “I have laryngitis. I’ve lost speech. My throat hurts”. Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. “How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?”

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

“I have powerful wizard magics.”

Gets them every time

fatsexybitch:

i-say-ok:

currentlyonstandbi:

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

reallyshouldbegoing:

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲

OK! OK!

vinnyistired:

fastbrain:

theadhdgoblin:

Remembering that time I couldn’t focus on my gcse exam bc there was a butterfly in the exam hall. I had to get a teacher to catch it & release bc I was fighting every urge to do it myself but if I got up I’d be disqualified.

Honestly how do people get diagnosed without memes like this? The diagnostic questions are useless.

“How often do you find yourself unable to focus?”

“Well I drew pictures for 13 hours without stopping to eat or use the bathroom yesterday, so obviously I should answer ‘rarely’.”

At first I thought all the stimming and focus issue memes were supposed to be relatable, like “Aren’t us humans so funny with how EVERYONE does these things?”

Apparently no, not everyone focuses on a task so hard they forget to eat or use the bathroom for 9 hours. haha oops :V

I learned all this incredibly late in life, but thanks to people discussing these things openly and sharing memes I at least got to learn about it at all.

t-sidekick:

gwydionmisha:

Before you say “Duh,” remember they are using the social contagion lie to make life saving health care from children and teens.  Studies like this can be used in court to fight for the rights of children in our community.

How about “It’s about damn time.”?

Book mark this article, find the source study and bookmark that too. Drown them in facts, in truth, not to change their ways but to make sure they cannot spread their lies to others.

We just got handed a powerful tool against the transphobes. Use it.

official-boob-posts:

lmtyl:

patrickat:

Men need to STFU with the false equivalency, “Can I take my dick out in public and wave it around? No. So cover your boobs and feed that baby at home.”

The valid comparison is, “Can I take off my shirt and show my nipples in public? Yes. Carry on, then, that kid sounds hungry.”

“YOU FEED YOUR BABY SEMEN?!” as loudly as possible in public if this comparison ever comes up.

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