breastforce:

nobody is allowed to complain about tumblr donation posts ever again

OK BUT I ACTUALLY HEARD HE REASONED IT (somehow) BECAUSE “If Jesus were here, he’d be spreading the Word by flying everywhere with a private jet :)))” AND

LIKE DID HE MISS THE PART WHERE HE RODE INTO TOWN ON A BABY DONKEY

THAT HE BORROWED

THAT’S LIKE ASKING TO BORROW THE NEIGHBOR KID’S TRICYCLE AND PEDALLING INTO TOWN ON THAT

im sorry i just get really worked up over so-called “Christians” who just. completely miss the point. or in this guy’s case, he wasn’t even trying to aim.