evolution-is-just-a-theorem:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

One of those “characters get to read/watch their source material and use it to change the future” fics, except instead of the original show/book/whatever they just get handed a pile of memes, overly specific headcanons, incorrect quotes, and edits and have to try to piece together the plot from that.

Harry Potter: okay I have no idea how we defeat Voldemort, but apparently I survive long enough to give my kid a name everyone is really mad about.  I think it’s Albus Severus?  Maybe?  I can’t actually tell– oh, this one is just a list of everyone who dies in the future!  That’s something

*A bunch of Jedi sprawled around the temple with piles of datapads everywhere*

“Okay this is the twelfth joke I’ve seen about Anakin falling to the Dark Side and slaughtering younglings so I think it’s real”

“Careful, remember how many we found that claimed that Jar Jar Binks is the Sith Master?  And we concluded that that one was probably a joke.”

“Are we sure?  That theorist was pretty convincing”

I love this.